sublimeguile

And how my mom came down to the kitchen when I was studying for my trig final, at 2 o’clock in the morning, and said, “Haven’t you already been accepted to college?”  And I said, “Yeah, but this test is really going to be hard.”  And she asked, “What’s the test for again?”  And I said, “Calculus” and she closed my notebook and said, “You’ll never use this.  Ever.  Go to bed or watch a movie.” 

Patton Oswalt

This is why our country is falling apart.  Funny guy, but what idiotic advice.